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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 09:30

What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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Octopussy

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

A View to a Kill

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Diamonds Are Forever

Moonraker

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-All the bad guys are black.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Who writes and reads novels nowadays?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

From Russia With Love

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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You Only Live Twice

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Ah so!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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Goldfinger

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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